Yes, you too can be the proud owner of the incomplete and poorly made set of Phantom Menace action figures!
 

• The lovely queen in three dangerous outfits!
• The special Anakin Skywalker complete with menacing shadow!
• Darth Maul in two creepy poses!
• The honorable Jedi Knights Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi!
• The new C3P0!
• The Jar Jar in the distance ('cause that's where we like him... far far away...)
• Young and dashing Jedi Master Yoda!
• Crummy flying slave driver Watto complete with some kind of wiring!

You also get....

*the crowd goes mad*

some assembly required no batteries included you supply the action and the popsicle sticks must be 3 years or older void where prohibited members of the Imperial Trade Federation not eligible if you are a handmaiden please get the permission of your Queen cures boils and removes hangnails rescues princesses and blows up planets just mail in twenty upc symbols off Sailor Moon pasta for your free swamp playset it slices dices and gets rid of unwanted rebel scum not approved by the FDA Luke I am your father look sir droids all applicable taxes apply only $2.99 the first minute $4 billion each additional minute mind your head always let the wookiee win wear sunscreen professional pod racers on closed track don't try this at home always read the small print a moose once bit my sister where the f*** is the bactine who's scruffy looking call now while offer lasts!